All Hail Youtube!

Art thys thyng workyng? Oooh - it does work. I have successfully embedded a video from Youtube unto my blog. Hail ME!

The reason for the sudden posting of the above video is because I have discovered the wonders of Japanese traditional music. Also because Maddy made a joke about samurai swords which of course led me (the person with no life whatsoever) on a Youtube quest.

If you find this song/music familiar, it's because it was in the Japanese Pearl Harbor planning thing in that crap movie Pearl Harbor, which was nothing compared to Tora! Tora! Tora! which remains my No.1 favorite war movie ever.

Incidentally, my life ambition is now to become a Sith Lord. Stupid guys at work have totally corrupted me, so much so that my display picture on Messenger is someone called Darth Nihilus (I chose him because that mask is so freaking cool). In case you do not know who Darth Nihilus is, fret not, for Wikipedia has enlightened me and so it shall enlighten you!

And Maddy has been kind enough to provide this for me to share with you.

The lyrics are here...

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…Nothin’ special bout me Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I got $600 in da bank Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…And my sexual performance is an average.

I work at customer service
for a phone company,
I make 12 bucks an hour
but that’s all I need.
I live in a small apartment
on a quiet street
I don’t go out too much
I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car
I use public transportation
I don’t mind
I read till I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save,
this shit is off the hook

And I’m not very good with the women
I’m a pretty shy person
and I’m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I’m ashamed to admit it
but it wasn’t free

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get nervous in social situations Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get constipated once a month Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy..and I get scared when I go see da dentist.

I’m da “Pauly Shore” of everyday life
easily forgettable
and I’m not very liked
I have an “According to Jim” personality
I’m as entertaining as a fuckin’ STD

If you wanna mess with me
I think you probably can
because I’m not confident
and i am weak for a man
I’ll just roll up in a ball
while you kick me in da back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don’t have any friends
that would back me up
My friend Steve would
but he doesn’t look very tough.

Steve - “You want some of this bitch?”

If you rarely get laid
put your hands up
If you’re not well paid
put your hands up
If you got a pet cat
put your hands up
and if you got a bad back
put your hands up

Jon - “I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it just not da same …you know it… it gets pre…It gets pretty sore!”

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…My parents are really nice people Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I’m somewhat afraid of heights Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I like da show greys anatomy Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…and I’m pretty good at making paper planes.

Steve - “I could do this all day! I could do this all day! I could do this all day!”

Join me in hailing Youtube as the God for Bored People!!!

PS...Maddy Buckley is like the most AWESOME person ever!!! She's pretty, and hotter than me, and like all round coolest chick! She's da MAN!!!